Terms of SERVICE (“TERMS“)
Last updated: March 14, 2018
In using this website, you are deemed to have read and agreed to the following terms and conditions: The following terminology applies to these Terms and Conditions, Privacy Statement and Disclaimer Notice and any or all Agreements: “Client”, “You” and “Your” refers to you, the person accessing this website and accepting the Satiriball.com terms and conditions. “We” and “Us”, refers to the Website. “Party”, “Parties”, or “Us”, refers to both the Client and ourselves, or either the Client or ourselves. “Partners” refers to our supplier’s, for whom we are an Affiliate. We reserve the right to revise these Terms at any time. As such, you should check these Terms periodically. If you violate any of the terms of these Terms you will have your access cancelled and you may be permanently banned from accessing the Site. If you access the Site after we have posted changes to these Terms, such access shall constitute your acceptance of those changes, whether or not you actually reviewed them.
We are committed to protecting your privacy. Authorized employees within the company on a need to know basis only use any information collected from individual customers. We constantly review our website data to ensure the best possible service to our customers.
You agree to use the Site only for lawful purposes. You are prohibited from posting on or transmitting through the Site any unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, sexually explicit, profane, hateful, racial, ethnic, or otherwise objectionable material of any kind, including but not limited to any material that is or that encourages fraudulent activity or encourages conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, or otherwise violate any applicable local, state, federal, or international law. You agree not to harass, advocate harassment, or to engage in any conduct that is abusive to any person or entity. You are prohibited from sending or otherwise posting unauthorized commercial communications (such as spam) through the Site. If we are notified of or suspect allegedly infringing, defamatory, damaging, illegal, or offensive Content provided by you (e.g., through an author chat, online review, or participation in our Community tab), we may (but without any obligation) investigate the allegation and determine in our sole discretion whether to remove or request the removal of such Content from the Site. We may disclose any Content or electronic communication of any kind (i) to satisfy any law, regulation, or government request; (ii) if such disclosure is necessary or appropriate to operate the Site; or (iii) to protect our rights or property, our users and customers and/or you.
We reserve the right to prohibit conduct, communication, or Content that we deem in our sole discretion to be unlawful or harmful to you, the Site, Site users, our customers, our rights or any third party. We assume no liability for any action or inaction with respect to conduct, communication, or Content on the Site.
You are solely responsible for evaluating the fitness for a particular purpose of any downloads, programs and text available through this site. Redistribution or republication of any part of this site or its content is prohibited, including such by framing or other similar or any other means, without the express written consent of the Company. Satiriball.com does not warrant that the service from this site will be uninterrupted, timely or error free, although it is provided to the best ability. By using this service you thereby indemnify this Company, its employees, agents and affiliates against any loss or damage, in whatever manner, howsoever caused. We specifically disclaim warranties of any kind, whether expressed or implied, including but not limited to warranties of title, implied warranties of merchantability or warranties of witness for a particular purpose. No oral advice or written information given by us shall create a warranty. You expressly agree that your access to browsing and visiting or use of the site is at your sole discretion.
If you wish to prevent a third-party advertiser from collecting data, you can visit each ad network’s web site individually and “opt out”. You can also visit the NAI gateway opt-out site to opt-out of all network advertising cookies.
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Our Web Site may contain links to other websites. Satiriball.com has no control over and is not responsible for the privacy practices of these websites. Links to the sites of merchants, affiliated companies, co-brand partners and other parties are provided solely as a convenience to you, and do not constitute an endorsement by Satiriball.com of the content of such third-party sites, nor of the business practices of such other businesses, entities or individuals. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating, and do not warrant or claim responsibility in any way, the products, services, offerings or business practices of any of these businesses, entities or individuals or the content of their web sites. We encourage you to review third-parties privacy policies. We do not monitor or review the content of other party’s websites which are linked to from this website. Opinions expressed or material appearing on such websites are not necessarily shared or endorsed by us and should not be regarded as the publisher of such opinions or material. Please be aware that we are not responsible for the privacy practices, or content, of these sites.
We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site & to read the privacy statements of these sites. You should evaluate the security and trustworthiness of any other site connected to this site or accessed through this site yourself, before disclosing any personal information to them. This Company will not accept any responsibility for any loss or damage in whatever manner, howsoever caused, resulting from your disclosure to third parties of personal information.
Satiriball.com has no control over the business practices of any third-party merchant or seller, nor does it control in any way the quality, safety or legality of any item listed on the Site or any business transaction that occurs as a result of products listed on the Site. We do not make any representations or warranties about any Web site you may access through this “our” Web site. Any such Web site is independent from Satiriballs.com.com, and Satiriball.com has no control over, or responsibility with respect to, the information provided or activities undertaken by any such Web site. A link between Satiriball.com and another Web site further does not mean that Satiriball.com endorses that Web site. You need to make your own independent decisions regarding your interactions or communications with any other Web site.
Satiriball.com does not have affiliate links at this time, though may in the future, when we will add the following disclaimer: “This site contains affiliate links for which we earn a small commission if you shop through them”.
ERRORS OR INACCURACIES:
Satiriball.com makes every effort to ensure that all information on our site is complete and accurate per all guidelines set forth by the FTC.. Some products may appear smaller or larger than their actual size in the pictures on Satiriballs.com.com. Also every computer monitor is set differently, therefore colors and sizes may slightly vary, based on the computer type you are using.
Satiriball.com opts not to receive confidential, proprietary or trade secret information through this Web site. Please note that any suggestions, ideas or comments, information, materials, sent to Satiriball.com will be deemed non-confidential. And, by submitting any such information, you are granting Satiriball.com an irrevocable, continual and unrestricted license to use, modify, reproduce, transmit, display and distribute such materials, information, suggestions, ideas or comments for any purpose whatsoever, including advertising for our Company. As an instance; we may use a customers email review or comment with regard to the site in our online or print advertising, along with first name only and city/state of residence.
IN THE EVENT OF A DISPUTE BETWEEN YOU AND A MERCHANT/RETAILER LISTED ON THE SITE, TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, YOU RELEASE SATIRIBALLS.COM.COM, ITS SUBSIDIARIES, AFFILIATES, CO-BRAND PARTNERS OR OTHER THIRD PARTIES WITH Satiriballs.com.com, AND THEIR, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, AND LEGAL REPRESENTATIVES FROM AND AGAINST CLAIMS AND DAMAGES OF ANY KIND, KNOWN AND UNKNOWN, SUSPECTED AND UNSUSPECTED, DISCLOSED AND UNDISCLOSED, ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH SUCH A DISPUTE.
This Site may be accessed from countries other than the United States of America. This Site may contain products or references to products that are not available outside of the United States. Any such references do not imply that such products will be made available outside the United States of America. If you access and use this Site outside the United States of America you are solely responsible for complying with your given local laws and regulations.
Copyright and other relevant intellectual property rights exists on all text relating to our services and the full content of this website. All Content provided by out Affiliate Partners hold their individual copyright. We do not claim to hold copyright for our Affiliate Partners banners, verbiage or graphic design as provided by our Affiliate Partners and/or Networks, herein regarded as Suppliers of Content Communication.
We have several different e-mail addresses for different queries. These, & other contact information, can be found on our Contact Us page on our website or via Company literature or via the Company’s stated telephone, or mobile telephone numbers.
Neither party shall be liable to the other for any failure to perform any obligation under any Agreement which is due to an event beyond the control of such party including but not limited to any Act of God, terrorism, war, Political insurgence, insurrection, riot, civil unrest, act of civil or military authority, uprising, earthquake, flood or any other natural or man-made eventuality outside of our control, which causes the termination of an agreement or contract entered into, nor which could have been reasonably foreseen. Any Party affected by such event shall forthwith inform the other Party of the same and shall use all reasonable endeavors to comply with the terms and conditions of any Agreement contained herein.
Notification of Changes
These terms and conditions form part of the Agreement between the Client and ourselves. Your accessing of this website and/or undertaking of a booking or Agreement indicates your understanding, agreement to and acceptance, of the Disclaimer Notice and the full Terms and Conditions contained herein. Your statutory Consumer Rights are unaffected.
Your California Privacy Rights
If you are a California resident, California Civil Code Section 1798.83 also known as the “Shine The Light” law, permits our customers who are California residents to request and obtain from us once a year, free of charge, information about the personal information (if any) we disclosed to third parties for direct marketing purposes in the preceding calendar year. Please note that Satiriball.com does NOT share your information. however, If you are a California resident and would like to make such a request, please submit your request in writing to: Satiriballs@gmail.com
Conditions and rates are subject to change. Publisher is not bound by any conditions, printed or otherwise, in the advertiser’s instructions if they conflict with the rates or specifications published on this site or any of the terms & conditions contained herein.
The advertiser and its agency, if there is one, each represents that it has the right and authorization to publish any advertisement it has submitted, and that it is fully authorized and licensed to use all content including, but not limited to, the names and/or pictures of persons, living or dead, or of things, trademarks, service marks, copyrighted, proprietary or otherwise private material, testimonials, contained in any advertisement submitted by or on behalf of the advertiser and/or its agency. Each agrees jointly and severally to indemnify and save harmless Satiriball.com against all loss, liability, damage, and expense of whatever nature arising from our copying, printing, or publishing of such advertisement.
Publisher assumes no liability for errors in materials either when we have been asked to modify online ads or when such changes were otherwise considered necessary to meet our production requirements.
Termination. Satiriball.com shall be entitled to terminate this Agreement with or without cause upon 30 days written notice to Advertiser. In the event of termination under this paragraph, Satiriball.com shall refund or credit Advertiser for the unused pro-rata portion of the price of the advertising purchased.
Rejection of Advertisements. Satiriball.com reserves the right to reject or cancel any advertisement at any time, for any reason (including but not limited to the Satiriball.com’s belief that the advertisement conflicts with Satiriball.com’s policy or association objectives, competes with Satiriball.com products or services, is false or misleading, may degrade the graphic quality of our website, or may subject the Satiriball.com to criminal or civil liability).
If you do not agree to the new terms, please stop using the Site.
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us